ask-the-wonderblots:

Sanic’s going to be working here as our personal mailbox from now on. We’re trying to accept more grounded species in an attempt to come of as more racially sensitive. Still, we retain our policy that Griffons smell bad and should go rot in their own filth.

BRONIES GO HOME. and by that I mean go follow my other blog.

Well douchebag, I’ve actually got a number of hot new titles in development. This first one’s called “SONIC TURBO ACTION FAST RACE BATTLE DUEL 64 TWO: GOTTA GO FAST®” It’s got a few bugs in it, but we should have the game out by May, so be sure to shell out 60 buckaroos to play an overpriced piece of garbage with my face on it. Gotta Go Fast®!

In a completely unrelated note, I missed the 50 follower milestone, so we’ll have to settle with 69. Keep them questions comin’, cuz i GOTTA GO FAST®!

Did you know I get paid every time I say “Gotta Go Fast®”? Because I do. Gotta Go Fast®!

The fans have voiced their opinions on my new platformer games, so I’ve decided to branch out and experiment in other genres.

He’s goin’ fast in heavan now.

Speaking of gross, this guy’s gonna be one to watch: http://askshrektogre.tumblr.com/

plasmapanda:

gotta go fast

I can attest to this.

Have you ever tried running in a dress? If so, you should now how this happened.

I know what you’re thinking, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it.